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Those guys have the worst beer on campus, I’m not spending money on that.

Ooh, step back everyone, we got ourselves a beer aficionado in the house.

I’m not a beer snob. I’m just saying I’m not paying $20 or whatever it is for a dripping slice of City Pizza and room-temp Coors they picked up at some sketchy bodega on New Britain.

Beer, you say? Why, it sounds like the grandest lark! I, a young person, often enjoy spending leisure time with my fellow college students while indulging in illicit alcohol. It is “bitching fleek”, as we say. Where precisely is this beer drinking extravaganza taking place, young fellow?

don’t go using that “fleek” stuff, dude, that won’t be a thing for another decade at least.

if the admin is actually staking out threads on the daily Jolt, they’re even more pathetic than i thought

No college admin is that transparent, trust me.

Hello. my name is Director of Student Culture & Engagement. I’m 114 years old and my great-nephew has just connected Microsoft Word to the email net. what’s cool around here, fellow kids

We live in a freaking police state when it comes to booze on campus. You can’t even have a dorm party without some campus Pinkerton shutting it down and nosing around for alcohol. Thanks Hersh

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