Pledging Cleo

I think smart is sexy.

Im just sayin id rather drink brewskis and watch the Pats than like discuss pansexualist astrology or somethin

I think AD would be very lucky to have you.

yo thanks man, Ill consider it

It wasn’t a compliment, and you’re welcome.

Cleo has the absolute best parties!! Awesome people, nice house, and yeah, their um salads aren’t so bad either 😉

I have enjoyed more than one impassioned debate on pansexualist astrology while drunk.

Is it true that Cleo still requires pledges to burn Bibles at a Satanic altar, because that’s exactly what many people were saying they did when I was here???

When I pledged Cleo it was super easy, they only had us summon one minor demon and sacrifice a couple of squirrels to someone named “Moloch”

The college will CANCEL other frats for not being “diverse” but Cleo can summon demon squirrels and the left-wing academics are fine with it. I’m just glad I graduated before any of this madness became commonplace.

Isn’t there some charnel house somewhere that requires your presence, Tucker?

I hear the chess raves are hardcore.

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